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Some hats make a statement. This one files a boundary.
Featuring a clean, minimalist line drawing of a person holding a cat like it’s the only reasonable life choice, paired with the quiet declaration “NOT A PEOPLE PERSON,” this cap does exactly what you need it to do: communicate, without requiring a conversation.
It’s soft, structured just enough, and sits low like it has nothing to prove. The navy base keeps it classic, while the design handles the personality. Throw it on for errands, social events you’re tolerating, or days when your cat is objectively the better company.
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Product Features
100% cotton twill for soft, durable, all-day wear
Unstructured, low-profile crown for that “I just put this on and meant it” fit
Reinforced inner seams because even your boundaries deserve support
Adjustable Velcro® closure for easy, no-drama sizing
Smooth fabric for crisp, clean line art that doesn’t shout
