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The “If the Cat Doesn’t Know You, Neither Do We” Welcome Mat sets expectations right at the threshold — with quiet humor and unmistakable cat authority. Designed for cat lovers who know the truth (cats run the household), this mat delivers a dry, witty message without shouting for attention.
Perfectly at home on a porch, entryway, or covered outdoor space, this mat blends durable construction with minimalist design, making it equal parts functional and expressive. It’s welcoming… selectively.
As part of EpilepticAL, this design carries the spirit of AL — the brave cat who inspired our brand — reminding us that trust is earned, boundaries matter, and cats always know best.
⭐ PRODUCT FEATURES
Made from eco-friendly, grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber
Anti-slip black vinyl backing for secure placement
Dimensions: 24" × 16" (61cm × 40.6cm)
Designed primarily for outdoor use
Assembled in the USA using globally sourced materials
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Place in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning, or portico
Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture
Natural coir fibers may shed during the first month; occasional shaking will remove loose fibers
