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Emotional balance is a journey. Sometimes it’s therapy. Sometimes it’s medication. Sometimes it’s a cat who sits nearby and judges quietly.
This minimalist t-shirt features a faux-official seal with a cat silhouette and the statement “Emotionally Regulated by a Cat”, followed by the legally necessary disclaimer: “Results May Vary.”
Understated, deadpan, and painfully relatable. Designed to be worn often, layered easily, and understood instantly by the right people.
Product Features
Soft, midweight cotton blend for all-day comfort
Classic unisex fit with a relaxed, wearable silhouette
High-quality printed design with crisp, durable detail
Breathable fabric suitable for daily wear
Minimalist awareness design that layers easily
Designed for comfort, visibility, and meaning
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on design
Do not bleach
Production & Shipping Notice
This shirt is made to order. Producing items on demand helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is created specifically for your order. Production and shipping times may vary slightly.
